Toni Two Times, Travis The Weaner And Whitalians.
Posted on April 9, 2007 - Filed Under General, Humor, Life
Remember Jimmy Two Times from the movie Goodfellas? He was the guy that always repeated things twice.
I’ve started calling my wife Toni Two Times because she has a habit of repeating things twice when she really wants to make a point. It’s now become a joke in the house and we all bust into laughter every time we catch her doing it.
She tells me that her co-workers have noticed this as well.
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Travis (middle son) is half Hispanic and half white. He informed me today that he is a “Weaner”, a “white beaner” in his own words. Seriously, he makes fun of himself and it kills me. I know it sounds racist but you have to admit it’s funny.
Since I’m half white and half Italian he has crowned me Whitalian. Let the hate mail begin!
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