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Travis Wisdom

Posted on August 28, 2006 - Filed Under Life

Toni bought toilet paper that was "on sale".  Travis made a trip to the bathroom and when he was done quietly came over and sat on the couch next to me.

"Dad, mom bought Honey Bucket toilet paper." he said.

I knew exactly what he was talking about.  This stuff makes one-ply toilet paper look good.  Seriously, you know the toilet paper is low budget when there are actual WOOD CHUNKS in it.

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According to Travis, his Tony the Tiger cereal bowl "smells like Tiger pee!".  I have no idea how he would know what Tiger pee smells like, some questions are better left unasked.

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Travis had a calculator handy and actually counted the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.  For the curious, it is 273 licks.  I can’t get him to mow the lawn, clean his room, or help around the house but he has the patience to sit down and figure out the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Comments

5 Responses to “Travis Wisdom”

  1. Dr. Noreen Graf on July 9th, 2007 7:44 am

    I am looking for a Travis Wisdom who responded to a survey in May of 2006. If you are that person, please send me an email.
    Thank you,

  2. Dave on July 9th, 2007 1:22 pm

    Not the same Travis, sorry.

  3. Clint on August 29th, 2007 9:53 pm

    Hey, dude… I pooped.

  4. Clint on August 29th, 2007 10:00 pm

    But i like it…

  5. Dave on August 30th, 2007 1:56 pm

    Awesome…

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