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Batwoman Returns As Lesbian

Posted on May 30, 2006 - Filed Under News | 2 Comments

From BBC News comes word that Batwoman will return as a lesbian.
Comic book heroine Batwoman is to make a comeback as a “lipstick lesbian” who moonlights as a crime fighter, a DC Comics spokesman has confirmed.
I’m just upset that it took them this long. Those long hours in the bathroom as a kid would [...]

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Smells Like…

Posted on May 30, 2006 - Filed Under Life | Leave a Comment

It smells like Italy exploded in my house this morning.
My kids spent the weekend with their father (I’m an evil step-parent) and they ate something with lots of garlic last night. I caught wind of it when they came home but it was late and we were in “going to bed” mode so I [...]

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Pregnancy: Week 18

Posted on May 29, 2006 - Filed Under Life | Leave a Comment

Wife is doing great this week. Still looking great but we finally noticed her gaining a few pounds which is a good thing. She spent the holiday weekend shopping with her mother Pam for new baby items and they were kind enough to pick up a book for me.
The book is Be Prepared: [...]

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Where Baby Oil Comes From

Posted on May 27, 2006 - Filed Under Life | Leave a Comment

I forgot to share this one from yesterday.
I asked Travis (my youngest son) if he knew where Baby Oil comes from.
“It’s made from Baby sweat!” was his reply.
He was serious.  I have failed as a parent. :)

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Oozinator

Posted on May 27, 2006 - Filed Under General | Leave a Comment

So Hasbro has a super soaker called the “Oozinator” that shoots white globs of goo at people. I have one too but I don’t call mine the Oozinator. Yeah lame joke but it’s midnight and I’ve been awake since 5am.
Here’s a video of the commerical… The final comment at the end of “major pumping [...]

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